It was political, or they wanted us to think it was. I mean, Ive never seen anything like that since. 1F (elderly). Soon, millions of people will see me and theyll all like me. Comedic Male Monologue: Zach Galifianakis "The Hangover" and The Hangover II" Monologues | Project Casting: Zach Galifianakis was just plain funny in The Hangover series. Featured Scripts. A Holocaust surviver calls on the youth of today to help rid the earth of evil that still lives. Learn more and register your interest at our online acting course page. But people absolutely dont accept those same failings in mothers. Drama. Collaborations. See those little black boxes? A woman was told as a child that she had no musical talent. If it wasn't for my companion, I believe I'd be having the time of my life. She is so very good. Rose: But these scripts are published and protected by copyright (c) 2001-2021 so do not upload the text of a script. And he didnt know it. "Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the brown brick And I talked back and the dead part wasnt dead, it was just in a coma. So this pilot came along, and it shot in LA and it paid so much and it was like there was a little lifeline thrown to me Here is a bit of earth thats yours. And I was embarrassed about it in front of him, but also, it felt like this is who I am, this is what Im worth and its stupid, but at least its mine. And if he had taken me in a big hug and said Baby, Im so excited for your adventure and of course I want you to have your own piece of earth then we might not be getting divorced. Like the instant they leave your body, its just a process of going away from you. What are you, around 60? Pick up the phone and start dialing! puts down red cloak and backs away), (BRENDA That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. A frightening event that happens when she is babysitting signals a turning point in young Sukis life. (Drama) See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. We can accept an imperfect Dad. So I left. Blah, blah, blah. Not for an old crook like me. I gave everything I had to try and erase the doubt that you wasnt the finest man in the world, and wherever you was going . And if I asked you about love you probably quote me a sonnet. 1M (middle-aged). Peter Stuyvesant steps from history to give courage to a New York City elementary school teacher who witnessed the 9/11 tragedy with her students. You dont really know why you dont like them. Even if its just for a bit of fun, learn one of these monologues below and enjoy. And Jones nearly decapitates him for it, throws a cymbal at his head. I realized that I didnt really ever come alive for myself, I was just feeding his aliveness. We had a nice life. Jesse: GNOMES and GUARDS (these can be played by two or more actors Concord Theatricals I planted a seed and watched and prayed over it. They're always promising happy endings but where's my happy ending? Approximately 10-15 minutes running time. Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. 1 page. All that happily ever after seems to be reserved for princesses and cute little animals. What have I got, Harry? SAM HIRSHBAUM TYMPANI. Left quad. Its this incredible feeling. I have self-a-team issues too. catch her. THE BREAST MONOLOGUES. I look at you; I dont see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. One night in 1765, she is determined to take her young children and join her husband in the wilds of what will be New Hampshire. But thats just what the world wants now. 18 contemporary monologues from published plays for actors, creatives, filmmakers and teachers. Little girls scream too much. There's no nobility in poverty. I tell you man, every Starbucks Jazz album, just proves my point really there are no two words more harmful in the English language than Good job. I wouldn't want to That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! "Fuck this, shit that. There was purpose in everything he did, and I knew he wanted me to stay. Start planning your production with a cost estimate you can save and share with your team. And teleporting could scare someone. Justice is the action of punishing either immoral or illegal acts for the greater purpose to maintain local peace. Alan: That I wanted to lay up somewhere and forget about my responsibilities? Joan Saint Joan 1 You're a wonderful dancer and I can tel. Additional WITCHES may also be added to the opening scene. ), HONEY DIGS IN HER HEELS. Production Manager at Labyrinth Theater Company We love that! Thats all we got, boy, fuckin all. And Carolyn. 1M (young teen). Id like to, Id like to say something that Ive prepared tonight. 2023 - The Best Monologues | True Monologues. His beat is subtle, but it is ultimately the decisive moment that sealed the, Mr. Wilmore was booed numerous times for his jokes poking fun at the press but none more so than his joke about Wolf Blitzer and CNN. Andy? I would be an excuse, and that's all the Army would need to find this place. You not the only one whos got wants and needs. Drama. Featured Scripts. A great resource for actors auditioning and practicing their craft. A practical mother has a terrible time deciding what to do with her young daughters very sick cat. Cause thats the only way I was gonna survive as your wife. And what about Mr Wickham? And Im fascinated. My heart fills up like a balloon thats about to burst. . I must go and try to talk to those that will listen. And whatever God may be, I thank God for this day. Through Lehanes portrayal of the characters inner monologue, the nature of their wrongdoings, and the impact of their past experiences on their current self-image, it is evident that the human desire for revenge stems from the impulse, retrospectively and is part of a tradition of the feminist revisionist writing of mythology and fair-tales. I think it would be wise to move the village to another location right now. I wanted to be there with you. Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. People misconwhattionize me Single older women as a demographic are about as f*cked a group as can ever exist. So I hope you know that, even if you dont never know the rest! Its a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. 6th Floor You had three weeks. I wasnt there to conduct. Do you think anything might tempt me to accept the man who has ruined, perhaps forever, the happiness of a most beloved sister? This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. Maggie: Important: Fantastic! My great-grandmother had just died and my whole family had just visited them in Florida. DEAR SANTA. I want the world to know how great she is.She is amazing . Published in "Audition Monologues for Young Men," Meriwether Publishing. They are not the bogeymen they are made out to be. On the bed with all the coats. 1885. I just want to go away some place where I won't bother anyone. 1936. . What excuse can you give for your behaviour towards him? BEFORE THE LIGHT CHANGES. (Adapted from early version of HARMONYS AUDITION.). Huh? Dont you think it ever crossed my mind to want to know other men? Lady Macbeth while sleep walking and speaking to herself, reveals the guilt and remorse she has over the murder of King Duncan. God is the father, and God didnt show up. its ok Dont you think I had dreams and hopes? Like, it starts out Im running really fast. She is so accomplished. My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. (Adapted from NECESSARY GEOGRAPHY.). A portrait of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness for nine American girls who just want to score some goals. I continued to take part in theatre once I attended high school. Set down the But he made fun of it. Larson Before you punch me there is something you should know. Youre terrified of what you might say. I had never been in a battle like this one. But now her youngest child has moved out. (Drama) But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Truth is, I dont think people understood what it was I was doing at Schaffer. And now there's this little girl and her red hood. The wagon tracks leading away left little doubt and my heart sank as I knew it could only be white hunters. Her mother thinks she did it. Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. And they, uh, sit me down and give me this big rap on how when people die you never see them again, and how Id imagined it. My mother raised me on her own. Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. It stretches on forever, like an ocean of time. And Im not you I cant make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! If I asked you about art youd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Charlie: I come from the land, and have. From the safety of their suburban stretch circle, the team navigates big questions and wages tiny battles with all the vim and vigor of a pack of adolescent warriors. I was just so flattered that someone like him would find an idea of mine worth using or a comment of mine worth repeating. G'day! Im going to be what I was born to be, a performer, to give the people what they want. Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? I actually fucking tried. Sarah DeLappe, The Wolves, a suburban American competitive soccer team made up of. Maybe this is the time to try a little magic. People dont accept mothers who drink too much wine and yell at their child and call him an asshole. Drama. Sam has a fit of anxiety while waiting for an audition. 4 min. MARCHING ON HIGH. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. (Drama) I have student debt falling out of my ass and no way to pay it off because they won't hire me. How bout that ride in? wow! From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit your selfish disdain for the feelings of others, made me realise you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry. The obstacle is an indecisive and dumbfounded Tevye, who originally find Lazar to be antagonistic. As a girl, Ruth and her family escaped from Nazi Germany. You know, despite all the bullshit that comes along with it I remember my childhood as this, you know, this magical time. (Drama) 332 subscribers Feel immersed in the setting with our interactive, 360 video of a scene from the Lyric Stage's production of The Wolves by Sarah DeLappe! Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. Man, you accidentally knock down some pig's house with a sneeze It's all that screaming. 1 page. That's a common misconception. Does anyone know what size shirt he wears? She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. You have no idea how bad it gets! toad. Get busy living or get busy dying. . And involving them both in misery of the acutest kind? 18 January 2023, 2:35 am. Nothing in the world is as important to young Alice Austen as photography. Drama. I like the way I feel. I was glad to do it. wow And it didnt take me no eighteen years to find out the soil was hard and rocky and it wasnt never gonna bloom. Follow the brown brick road. Drama. I was hooked in seconds. It has to be white. I owed you everything I had. DEFYING GRAVITY. That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! But I dont slow down. Based on a real person. And the first thing we needed was brokers. Students, actors, teachers and student may use the scripts for acting or classroom activities and even videos, but do NOT repost them on the internet. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. you look so You dont like them. Then they eventually, my dad moved away But then later, years later, they ran into each other at a party and theythey got together that night. Drama. direct, demanding, insistent lyrical, evocative, sensual, appealing. does a little dance. WOLF is dabbing his mouth with a small red cloak). Solutions . When you do this for real, dont ever say that. So I recruited some of my home town boys. Your email address will not be published. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. Im in. I wish I knew how to quit you. He started talking to me. It would be so weird if he had turned to me and said And what do you want to do today? I watched that long documentary about George Harrison and I thought just own it, own it like George Harrisons wife. Go to the lobby, find someone whos my size whos wearing a white shirt, tell them Ill trade him for a free computer and he can keep my shirt. The Wolves Character Soccer Mom Gender Female Age Range Adult Style Dramatic Act/Scene Week Six Time & Place An indoor soccer field somewhere in Suburban America, winter, Saturdays Length Long Time Period Contemporary Show Type Play Tags mom soccer mother nice parent manic grief nonsensical death interrupted disjointed memories memory Context With one goal in mind never to be laughed at again. Or maybe just beautiful. And was jealous, like he is. It was stupid stuff and big stuff All of the furniture in our house was his taste. I would tell him things at home, in private, and then they would work their way into public conversation, into his work and for a while that felt like enough. What about my life? (Drama) Scared her so bad she He told me of his misfortunes. . AIDS. And Janie, and Janie. We spent the whole night and next day together, and I just never left. 1 page. I was organising the bills by the time I was twelve. EDNA MAE UNPACKS HER LIFE. Maybe Im one of those people that has always wanted to do it, but its like a pipe dream for me. And the first time I saw my cousin Tonys brand new Firebird. and dont even know nobodys giving! . I am Wind In His Hair. Once more into the breach, dear friends. But youve never been near one. We, I was very avid in theatre all through elementary and middle school, participating in school plays and performing monologues to my family whenever I got the chance. You was my husband. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. Whoever he is he is not a Sioux and that makes him less. Upgrade to PRO Youre a tough kid. As I mentioned at the top, I would avoid using anything too iconic for an audition or for a clip on your casting profiles, but dont be afraid to tackle great film monologues for practice. . And eviscerate your enemies. Cries himself to sleep that night. I was there to push people beyond whats expected of them. tells the tale of the Trojan War through the eyes of Cassandra, who is Suddenly, a very large, testosterone-dripping male penguin appears and despite trying, she gives up the cloistered life for this magnificent bird. It was hard to know how to feel. An indoor soccer field somewhere in Suburban America, winter, Saturdays. Your move, chief. Duffy trivialises the myth by transplanting it to a modern, middle class, suburban setting. 1F (elderly). Means that in his monologue is shows the evil presence that was happening around him. In Christa Wolf's Cassandra, the story of the fall of Troy is cleverly . New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. ALICE DEFENDS HER PASSION. ), LEFTOVERS. I gave eighteen years of my life to stand in the same spot with you. Not a good thing! CREATION. But I tried. and her red hood. (He pulled out a knife and cut his palm) Blood brothers! Fall 2022. Come and join the fun in our online acting class, Copyright 2023 StageMilk | an ARH Media PTY LTD website. The universe was created in a third of that time. Afterwards, I was introduced to the cast and this bear turned out to also be the director. Oh my God! Featured Monologues . Through cancer. MARGARET MEADE FOR THE WIN. Where I get interrupted because someone wants to get a sandwich. The truth is Andrew I never really had a Charlie Parker. Benihanna, Beni fucking hanna. The Wife, The Noble and The Mistress - Play, Start: ARE YOU GUYS F&!#ING BRAIN DEAD? Blog Featured Scripts . The Hundreds X Harry Potter. SWEET: A witch who is the sister of the witch who had a run This is really fascinating, whats going on at this table. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. than f&!#ing ESL BEDTIME STORIES. 1F (young teen). An indoor soccer field somewhere in Suburban America, winter, Saturdays. Read more. I auditioned with a somewhat pieced together monologue from I and You by Lauren Gunderson (PM me if you want me to send you the cut that I used). 1F. But he didn't go along with us. She may never return. Drama. You are not worth talking to. Perhaps because the name itself had no meaning. Drama. Steve: [. That enough truth to suit you? Let me tell you something. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! I hope I can make it across the border. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. CRITIC'S PICK! 1 page. Good! Witchcraft celebrates Pale Hecates off rings, and witherd murder. We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. Youre elusive and un-getable, a real catch. them in somebody's yard. 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